I like this on so many levels
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
|—||John Waters (via nativewanderer)|
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
I have never read something so precious in my life.
"Somebody like you can really make things all right for me." (Requiem for a Dream, 2000)
but drinking cough syrup
when you didn’t have a cough
because in reality you’re
sicker than you thought.